I’ve always been bothered by the concept of the “elevator
pitch.” That’s the up-to-30-second sound
bite that you use to encapsulate your entire business value proposition to a
prospect whose attention you have for but a moment. The idea is to get them to ask you for more
information; to jump-start a meaningful conversation.
It goes something like this:
Q: What do you do?
A: “I’m a banker’s best friend.”
Q: Huh?
A: I make businesses perform better and their owners’ richer,
and therefore, better customers for banks.
Q: Huh?
A. I’m a business
coach.
Q. Oh! (Heads for exit…)
As a marketer, I know how difficult it is to capture the
attention of a prospect. It is essential
in this era of communications carpet-bombing to stand out, to differentiate yourself
and make your organization memorable. My
wife met a real estate salesman who handed out a business card that read “I
sell homes, mother-----.” Memorable
indeed and certainly in less than a half-minute. But effective prospecting message? Not so sure.
And now there’s a new twist on the elevator pitch: answering
the question with a question. “What do I
do? Before I tell you, can I ask you…” If
I wanted to be answered in that way, I would have said, “Hi, can you ask me a
question about me?”
Question: in a
face-to-face situation, which is likely to make a better first impression, an
artificial device or a genuine human-to-human interaction?
Answer: People HATE
being sold. The 30-second commercial, in
whatever form it takes, is a selling device and people have figured it out and
will tune you out.
If everyone has been trained to respond to the “what do you
do?” with a short burst of captivating wit, it negates the uniqueness and
effectiveness of the maneuver, unless you are pretty proficient in pithiness.
For the rest of us, being real is the best course. Respect your audience. If what you do has value, you don’t need to
hide it behind artifice. When making connections,
the truth will out.